The name endowed upon me by my parents is Megan. I am asexual, don't like music, and love reading. I write poems and stories sometimes; and would direly appriciate any critisicm or thoughts you have on them. Send me some good quotes and i'll love you forever.

For more poems by me check out drips-of-ink.tumblr.com

I track the tag "Mawb"

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mysecretsinblackandwhite:

Eating a girl’s pussy is called eating out cause it’s a fucking privilege. So be respectful and make her cum.

(via goldaries13)

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

 

summershadowtwin:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

 

summershadowtwin:

adventures-of-a-strange-mind:

Phrases and idioms that we still use, which were coined by William Shakespeare.

(via goldaries13)

p-eterquill:

little-literature:

Miniature Books by Little Literature

our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

(Source: , via highhh)

delladilly:

my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

(via egberts)

beesmygod:who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

beesmygod:

who the fuck is talking shit about the xkit guy i will drive to your house and preform a colonoscopy on you with my boot

(via morewineforcersei)

Pros and cons of making food

Pros:

food

Cons:

making

15piecesofflare:

experminate:

thehighwayaisle:

You know sweatpants?

In Australia we call them trakky-dacks. 

im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us

we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.

(via highhh)

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

(Source: tokiomotel6, via egberts)

Orange is The New Black

Season 1:

I fucking hate Pornstache

Season 2:

Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

image

(via ravenclaw-queen)

“…One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.”

—   Hamlet (Hamlet, Act I scene v)

(Source: dailyshakespeare, via arstotzka-hero)

oomshi:

every follower you have is a living, breathing person.. with two kidneys…….. that means your follower count x 2 are the amount of kidneys in your control… do you know how much kidneys go for on the black market… .… .. a lot

(via ravenclaw-queen)

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

image

(via pizza)

officialactiiigirl:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

pandercover

(via ravenclaw-queen)